Saturday Song to Get Stoned To

Saturday To Get All Up In There


If Gary Cherone was a porn star, he’d be rockin it a little something like THIS:

And can you blame him? Who doesn’t love a lil pie?

Just remember: SAFETY FIRST!!!!!

The Crue were always all up in there:

I’m sayin — SO up in there:

Before he was married to the hottest black woman in the world, Jay-Z was all sorts of up in there:

Gee whiz, just DO IT already!!!!

Just make sure she’s legal…

If you can’t resist them youngsters, be extra sure NOT to videotape it.

Otherwise you’ll be having plenty of this:

Thanks for getting us started, Gary! :) Now sing us on home…

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