Now You Can Hit Iron Maiden’s Balls
Did I miss a memo instructing metal bands to make decidedly not-metal merch or something? As if the recent abundance of Christmas sweaters wasn’t weird enough, now Iron Maiden have teamed up Titleist to make golf balls. Like… for golf. Which might be the least-metal sport there is. I mean, for one thing, there is absolutely no promise of violence whatsoever. For another thing, Alice Cooper and Vince Neil play it, fer Chrissakes.
You can order these here if you so choose.