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Now You Can Hit Iron Maiden’s Balls

  • Axl Rosenberg

Did I miss a memo instructing metal bands to make decidedly not-metal merch or something? As if the recent abundance of Christmas sweaters wasn’t weird enough, now Iron Maiden have teamed up Titleist to make golf balls. Like… for golf. Which might be the least-metal sport there is. I mean, for one thing, there is absolutely no promise of violence whatsoever. For another thing, Alice Cooper and Vince Neil play it, fer Chrissakes.

Maiden Golf Balls 2 Maiden Golf Balls 1The signature, in case you’re curious, is that of drummer Nicko McBrain… I guess he just likes hittin’ shit with sticks no matter what the context.

You can order these here if you so choose.


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