Judas Priest Announce Announcement

We just got this press release from Judas Priest:

So that’s helpful.

I mean, I get it. You wanna get people excited about the new album. But why stop at letting people know that you’ll soon be letting them know about that new album? Why not send out a press release letting people know that you’ll soon be letting them know about letting them know about something? Or, better still, get the jump on that by letting people know that you’ll soon be letting them know about letting them know about letting them know about something? Or letting people know that you’ll soon be letting them know about letting them know about letting them know about letting them know about something? Or letting people know that you’ll soon be letting them know about letting them know about letting them know about letting them know about letting them know about something? Or letting people know that you’ll soon be letting them know about  letting them know about letting them know about letting them know about letting them know about letting them know about something? Or letting people know that you’ll soon be letting them know about  letting them know about letting them know about letting them know about letting them know about  letting them know about letting them know…

ANYWAY, there’s gonna be a new Judas Priest album. They’ll be letting us know more soon. We’ll let you know when they let us know. Now you know!