Saturday Song to Get Stoned To

Sunday To Get Stoned With Your Saviour

  • Kip Wingerschmidt

jc_smokingAlas, I am off the pot.  But that doesn’t mean you should be!  No, I’m certainly not gonna be a super-preachy “don’t-do-something-cuz-I-don’t-do-something” kinda guy………..conversely, I ENCOURAGE all my stoner buddies to roll up a super-duper-DUPER fat one today and raise it up for JAH, the Easter Bunny, Zombie Jesus, and who/whatever idol you wish to pray to.

Lettuce remember that Jeebus was one of the biggest stony-baloney hippies himself, rockin those Birkenstocks and letting his beard/hair grow long…….actually, it’s a little known fact but the son of G-d was the original inspiration for the movie Dude, Where’s My Car?  It’s TOTALLY TRUE —  our (your) savior once got so lifted that he couldn’t find his horse for weeks, and then Mary was all “JESUS!!!!!!  I told you to take it easy on the ganj!!!  You can turn water into wine, ya ding-dong…..why do you need to spend $60 on an eighth of plant?!?”  And then Jesus was all, “Mooommmmm…….LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!!” and then he shut his bedroom door and proceeded to drop more acid with the apostles than you did that one Summer in high school.

Good times with JC and the boyzzz :D

Zombie_Jesus_by_Angry_EyeballIn any case… Happy 4/20, Happy Easter, Happy Passover, and Happy Sobriety if you are so inclined.

If NOT, then twist one up and check out the following… (and as always, tell me which gems I missed in the comments section below)

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