Photo Caption Contest

Photo Caption Contest: Win a Signed Cymbal, LP and CD from Metsatöll


Last week we offered up two copies of Nux Vomica’s self-titled new album (stream it in full or order it right here). The two winning captions to the photo at right are:

  • anonbr666: “They are going for that modern vampire look, right? Well… back in day vampires sucked blood, not cock.”
  • Animal: “What do you mean we have to get naked for the orgy? Do you have any idea how long it took us to get into these clothes??”

This week we’re giving away a prize pack from Estonian folk metal band Metsatöll — whose new album Karjajuht came out this week on Spinefarm Records (order here) — that includes a Paiste cymbal signed by the whole band and copies of the new album on LP and CD. All you gotta do to enter is come up with a funny caption for the below photo and enter it into the comments section. Thanks to Danielle Levitt’s website (again!) for providing the photo. 

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