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Ted “Nostradamus” Nugent Predicts 9/11 Anniversary Attacks, Advises Americans and Europeans to Stock Up on Firearms

  • Axl Rosenberg

ted nugent iron patriotAmerica’s Sweetheart, Ted Nugent, has issued the following warning to the legal citizens of the United States, as well as our friends in Europe:

Nugent has yet to reveal the origin of his intel, but sources close to the guitarist tell MetalSucks he may have received a phone message from the same man who attempted to warn Gloria Cavalera about the original 9/11 attacks, the U.S.’s subsequent economic issues, and the return of the McRib to McDonald’s (albeit for a limited time only).

In semi-related news, I’ll be off the rest of the day so as to figure out how I might purchase weapons and ammo without enduring the legaly required waiting period, lest I be one of the  gullible naive embarrassing ill prepared targets. Remember what the man says, people: only asholes are outgunned!!!

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