Triptykon’s Thomas Gabriel Fischer Doesn’t Like Eluveitie, Either

  • Axl Rosenberg

tom g warrior loves eluveitieGiven the amount of shit he’s been talking on the internet as of late, you’d think Tom G. Warrior was trying to get a job at MetalSucks (and he’d be welcome to it). Last week, he announced on Facebook that “The amount of contempt I feel for At the Gates is beyond description,” a declaration that’s amazing not just because most of the metal world holds At the Gates in such high regard, but also because they’re label mates and soon-to-be tour mates with Triptykon.

Now Mr. Fischer is at it again with another Facebook post taking aim at some of his peers:

tom gabriel fischer eluveitie

Eluveitie are not on Century Media and have no tour with Triptykon currently scheduled (at least, not as far as I’m aware). Nor are they as universally beloved as At the Gates. They do, however, have something like seventeen members, so Tom should probably still watch his back. The only thing more painful than getting jumped is getting jumped by a dorky pagan metal band that includes a hurdy gurdy player.

Thanks to the anonymous reader who sent this in.

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