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Ozzy Osbourne: Still Sharp as a Tack


There’s a scene in the movie Parenthood where a character named Gil (played by Steve Martin) and his wife Karen (Mary Steenburgen) are arguing about whatever when Gil’s grandmother suddenly enters the room and tells this seemingly non-sensical story about how much she loves roller coasters, before announcing she’ll be waiting for them in the car (they have some party to get to or whatever). After she leaves, Gil and Karen continue to fight, with Karen sticking up for Granny, calling her “brilliant.” To which Gil, glancing outside, responds, “Yeah? If she’s so brilliant, why is she sitting in our NEIGHBOR’S CAR?”

I was reminded of this because, well…

So now the next we make a remark like “Ozzy doesn’t even know where he is half the time,” you’ll know we’re only half-kidding.

[via Metal Injection]

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