The First Photo Caption Contest of 2015: Win a MetalSucks Hoodie!

Photo Caption Contest is back after a 3 week hiatus to close out 2014 and ring in the New Year. Didja miss coming up with immature, asinine comments to our goofy, vaguely metal-related photos? Of course you did, don’t lie.

The final winner of 2014, to the photo at right, takes home a giant box full of everything we have left from the year in metal. The winning caption is:

•  Jen: “My Christmas shopping for Gojira is done!”

We kick off 2015 by offering up one MetalSucks hoodie in the size of your choice. Alls you’ve got to do to win is come up with a funny caption to the below photo and enter it into the comments section.