Goat-tour

Few things are better than seeing Goatwhore live; it’s more than just a show, it’s a fucking party! Here’s what we’ve all come to expect from the experience, nay, CELEBRATION, that is a Goatwhore show: drinking until you black out, doing blow in the bathroom, moshing so hard you’re sore from head to toe for days, getting into a whiskey-fueled fistfight with a dumb idiot, banging some chick behind a dumpster, passing out in said dumpster and waking up in a pile of vomit…

Oh wait, that’s just me? I’ll shut up now.

The very awesome lineup of Ringworm and Black Breath will support, as well as Theories, who we’ve not heard yet, but must be pretty killer if they’re associated with these three — and whose music sounds like it’ll fit in on this bill just fine. Dates:

6/8 Austin, TX Inside @ Red 7
6/9 El Paso, TX @ Tricky Falls
6/10 Albuquerque, NM @ Launchpad
6/11 Mesa, AZ @ Club Red
6/12 San Diego, CA @ Soda Bar
6/13 Fresno, CA @ Stummer’s
6/14 West Hollywood, CA @ The Roxy Theatre
6/15 Santa Cruz, CA @ The Catalyst Atrium
6/16 Oakland, CA @ Oakland Metro Operahouse
6/17 Salem, OR @ Duffy’s Hangar
6/18 Seattle, WA @ The Crocodile
6/19 Vancouver, BC @ The Rickshaw Theatre
6/20 Kelowna, BC @ Level Upstairs
6/21 Calgary, AB @ Dickens Pub
6/22 Edmonton, AB @ The Starlite
6/23 Saskatoon, SK @ O’Brian’s Event Centre
6/24 Regina, SK @ The Exchange
6/25 Winnipeg, MB @ The Zoo Cabaret
6/26 Minneapolis, MN @ Triple Rock Social Club
6/27 Chicago, IL @ Reggie’s Rock Club
6/28 Detroit, MI @ Majestic Jr.
6/29 Cleveland, OH @ Now That’s Class
6/30 Pittsburgh, PA @ The Altar Bar
7/1 Syracuse, NY @ The Lost Horizon
7/2 Toronto, ON @ Hard Luck Bar
7/3 Montreal, QC @ Les Foufounes Electriques
7/4 Ottawa, ON @ Mavericks
7/5 Allston, MA @ Brighton Music Hall
7/6 Brooklyn, NY @ Saint Vitus Bar
7/8 Philadelphia, PA @ Underground Arts: Black Box
7/9 Washington D.C. @ Rock & Roll Hotel
7/11 West Columbia, SC @ New Brookland Tavern
7/12 Atlanta, GA @ The Earl