Saturday To Make It Rain
No, not by shelling out ones in a strip club — I’m talking actual bonafide thunderous rain, the kind that necessitates a lazy Sunday in bed…
Does anyone out there know how to do a rain dance??? Do we even believe in such things? I’ve been noticing more reminders of spiritual connections lately, but my belief in a higher power (hail seitan!) doesn’t necessarily mean that I think we can control seemingly intangible, monumental elements such as the weather.
But maybe it’s possible. I’d like to think so. And if there really is such a thing as an effective rain dance, perhaps we can dig even deeper and control the power of the sun, moon, or motherfucking rush hour traffic.
Thanks in advance!