SCIENCE! Darkest Hour’s Music Proven to Attract Sharks
Fuck waiting around to die: thanks to The Discovery Channel’s Shark Week, we know now that if you ever need to attract a giant, scary-as-fuck sea demon, you can use the music of Darkest Hour, because “the dense tones of heavy metal simulate the low frequencies of struggling fish.” Interesting.
Fun bonus: the next time someone calls you a shark, you can say “Sharks like Darkest Hour, I take that as a compliment!”
[via The PRP]