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SCIENCE! Darkest Hour’s Music Proven to Attract Sharks

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Schleibaum JawsFuck waiting around to die: thanks to The Discovery Channel’s Shark Week, we know now that if you ever need to attract a giant, scary-as-fuck sea demon, you can use the music of Darkest Hour, because¬†“the dense tones of heavy metal simulate the low frequencies of struggling fish.” Interesting.

Fun bonus: the next time someone calls you a shark, you can say “Sharks like Darkest Hour, I take that as a compliment!”

[via The PRP]

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