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Slipknot are Making a Haunted House


slipknot scream parkThe PRP reports that “Slipknot have teamed with Sacramento, CA haunted house attraction Scream Park to create ‘Slipknot’s Scream Park.’” Given that metal and haunted houses go together like metal and anything scary, violent, or evil, it’s amazing it took someone this long to think of this idea. That’s just money left on the table, dudes.

The Scream Park will feature not one, not two, but three haunted houses, including Prepare for Hell, described as “hell’s most obscene and shocking layer, reserved only for the most heinous individuals;” Skin Ticket, named after the song from Iowa, in which you’re stuck in a serial killer’s home with only a flashlight; and Clown’s Playhouse, in which you have to listen to Clown talk for an hour. Terrifying.

Get more details here. You can watch a trailer for the park below.

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