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The HAARP Machine: Still a Thing

  • Axl Rosenberg

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It’s been nearly three years since every member of The HAARP Machine save for Al Mu’min quit the band and Mu’min teased a new line-up, and, well, here we are. I dunno about you, but I completely forgot that The HAARP Machine was ever thing. If you’re as good as Necrophagist, you can drop off the face of the planet for an extended period of time and still have people remember you wistfully. The HAARP Machine, obviously, is not Necrophagist.

But they are a thing! Still!!! I know because they posted this video on Facebook:

Well, that was exciting, and certainly worth the long wait. Tool could learn a thing or two about a thing or two from Al Mu’min.

ANYWAY, if you are a fan of The HAARP Machine, I hope this pleases you, and I look forward to another two seconds of shoddily-videotaped new music in 2027.

[via Metal Injection]

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