Ketzer Will Need Some Dairy “When Milk Runs Dry”

  • Phil Boozeman

Black metal can be terrifying. And when you add the word German in front of black metal, it becomes even more terrifying (mostly because German is a language that sounds angry if you don’t understand it). So here we have Ketzer, a german black/thrash metal band who’ve just released “When Milk Runs Dry,” a single off their upcoming album Starless.

Now you might think the name of the track is silly, but the reality is far from it. Think about it; have you ever felt like eating a ton of cereal only to realize you have no milk left? Fuck that. Simply the thought of running out of milk is anxiety-inducing. Imagine if there were a scene in the Saw movies where Jigsaw sets up a puzzle in which the victim had to eat their way through a giant tub of dry Cap’n Crunch. Take that “I-just-ate-glass” feeling you get on the roof of your mouth eating the stuff WITH milk and multiply it by 50. Nope. Nopenopenope.

Anyway, if you like black metal with some Metallica-style, galloping riffs mixed in, you’ll dig “When Milk Runs Dry” and you can listen to it at Decibel or below. Ketzer’s Starless drops January 29 via Metal Blade Records.

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