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Most Humanitarian Act Ever of the Day: Phil Anselmo Disfigures Limp Bizkit with a Chainsaw

  • Axl Rosenberg

In the latest episode of Joey Siler’s consistently-clever animated series, Cooking Hostile, Phil Anselmo warns viewers to “Beware of imitations” before taking Fred Durst’s face off with a chainsaw. On the one hand, I would never actually wish violence on Limp Bizkit, deplorable though their music may be. On the other hand, if Phil Anselmo did this in real life, I’d happily endorse him for a Nobel Peace Prize, bigoted tendencies be damned. A compromise in ideals? P’shaw. Morality is a sliding scale, folks.

[via The PRP]

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