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Alahoyus! Valient Thorr Announce 15th Anniversary Tour!

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Valient Thorr 2016 TourIf you haven’t seen Valient Thorr live yet you’re approaching life the wrong way. They’re one of those bands that not only metalheads but EVERYONE should be able to appreciate — their show is so much damn fun that it’s impossible not to be sucked into its rockin’ vortex. And Valient Himself’s between-song banter — oh my, it’s like chicken soup for the soul! I don’t care what kind of day you had… if you walk out of a Valient Thorr show and you’re not in a great mood, there is no hope of happiness in life for you.

After a lengthy hiatus, Thorr return to the road this spring in celebration of 15 years as a band. Black Wizard, Hammer Fight and Pears will join them, each for a different segment of the nearly two month stretch of dates that will cover every nook and cranny of the U.S. and parts of Canada, too. Here’s Valient Himself on the run:

Alahoyus true believers! We are super psyched to be coming back after SO long. In this specific time period of savage psychic political and media warfare, and with the loss of so many true artistic voices- we need all Thorriors to slap their big bare foot on the nearest log like that lil rabbit in Bambi, and let them all know WE ARE COMING.

People, I cannot stress it enough: GO SEE VALIENT THORR LIVE!

A new album is expected out via Napalm Records later this year.

Dates:

with Hammer Fight:
5/25 – Asheville, NC @ The Mothlight
5/26 – West Columbia, SC @ New Brookland Tavern
5/27 – Gainesville, FL @ The Atlantic
5/28- Satellite Beach, FL @ Sports Page
5/29 – Lake Worth, FL @ Propaganda
5/31 – Mobile, AL @ The Blind Mule
6/01 – Atlanta, GA @ Drunken Unicorn
6/02 – Birmingham, AL @ Syndicate Lounge
6/03 – Memphis, TN @ Hi Tone Café
6/04 – Hattiesburg, MS @ The Tavern
6/05 – Houston, TX @ Rudyards
6/06 – San Antonio, TX @ Jacks Bar
6/08 – Austin, TX @ The Lost Well
6/09 – Dallas, TX @ Three Links
6/10 – Oklahoma City, OK @ The Blue Note
6/11 – Denver, CO @ Marquis Theatre
6/12 – Salt Lake City, UT @ Metro Bar

with Pears:
6/15 – San Diego, CA @ Soda Bar
6/16 – Glendale, CA @ Complex
6/17 – Reno, NV @ Shea’s Tavern
6/18 – Sacramento, CA @ Starlight Lounge
6/19 – San Francisco, CA @ DNA Lounge
6/20 – Portland, OR @ Mississippi Studios
6/22 – Seattle, WA @ El Corazon Lounge
6/23 – Vancouver, BC @ SBC
6/24 – Edmonton, AB @ Starlight Room
6/25 – Calgary, AB @ Palomino Smokehouse
6/27 – Winnipeg, MB @ Pyramid Cabaret

with Black Wizard:
6/30 – Fort Wayne, IN @ Brass Rail
7/01 – Louisville, KY @ Haymarket Whiskey Bar
7/02 – Columbus, OH @ Shrunken Head
7/03 – Ferndale, MI @ Zeke’s
7/05 – Toronto, ON @ Hard Luck
7/06 – Montreal, QC @ Bar Le Ritz PDB
7/08 – Buffalo, NY @ The Studio at Waiting Room
7/09 – Providence, RI @ Firehouse 13
7/10 – New Haven, CT @ Café Nine
7/11 – Brooklyn, NY @ Black Bear Bar
7/12 – Philadelphia, PA @ Underground Arts
7/13 – Baltimore, MD @ Baltimore Sound Stage

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