Show Us Your MetalSucks: Live from Maui


gabe_v MetalSucks t-shirtMetalSucks devotee Gabe V. recently tied the knot — congrats, Gabe! More important, on his honeymoon to the Hawaiian island of Maui, he insisted that Pailoa Bay in Wai’anapanapa State Park — a beach with pitch-black sand made of volcanic ash, a decidedly metal geographic formation — be a stop along the way. We know he had obligatory metal poses in mind.

And Gabe didn’t disappoint! There he is wearing his Chewbacca MetalSucks t-shirt throwing the invisible grapefruits or, in this case, visible fistfuls of lava. Fuck yeah. Gabe and his new wife win at honeymoons.

Anyone who sends us photos of themselves rocking MetalSucks garb gets a box of free metal goodies in the mail, so Gabe, be on the lookout in the next couple of weeks! Everyone else: get on it! Pick up some MetalSucks merch and send your photos to news[at]

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