Children of Bodom Announce Tour with Abbath, Exmortus, and Oni

This Thanksgiving, there will be at least thing for which you can be sincerely thankful: a Children of Bodom headlining tour with support from Abbath, Exmortus, and Oni. CoB, the former Immortal frontman, and The Hair and Shred Explosion don’t need recommendation; I haven’t seen Oni, but a reader came up to me at an event and told me they rule, and he sure did seem like a nice dude, so I’ll take his word for it.

The tour itinerary is below. I just thought I’d tell you that in case you can’t figure out what the fuck this list dates, venues, and cities is here for.

11/23/2016 L’Imperial Bell – Quebec City, QC CANADA
11/24/2016 Metropolis – Montreal, QC
11/25/2016 Phoenix Concert Theatre – Toronto, ON CANADA
11/26/2016 House of Blues – Chicago, IL
11/28/2016 House of Blues – Cleveland, OH
11/29/2016 The Rave – Eagles Ballroom – Milwaukee, WI
11/30/2016 Mill City Nights – Minneapolis, MN
12/02/2016 The Summit Music Hall – Denver, CO
12/03/2016 The Complex – Salt Lake City, UT
12/05/2016 The Regency Ballroom – San Francisco, CA
12/06/2016 The Observatory – Santa Ana, CA
12/07/2016 The Pressroom – Phoenix, AZ
12/09/2016 Gas Monkey Live! – Dallas, TX
12/10/2016 The Aztec Theater – San Antonio, TX
12/11/2016 House of Blues – Houston, TX
12/13/2016 The Masquerade – Atlanta, GA
12/14/2016 Neighborhood Theatre – Charlotte, NC
12/16/2016 Baltimore Soundstage – Baltimore, MD
12/17/2016 Theatre of Living Arts – Philadelphia, PA
12/18/2016 Irving Plaza – New York, NY
12/19/2016 Warsaw – Brooklyn, NY