Video: Patriotic Slayer Fan Shows Hurricane Matthew Who’s Boss


World, meet Lane Pittman. While most of his fellow Floridians were being total pussies during Hurricane Matthew this past weekend, Lane was… well… watch:

Lane Pittman, you glorious son of a bitch: on behalf of everyone here at MetalSucks, I salute you! The world needs more brave patriots like yourself. Please consider leaving Florida while you still have the good sense to do so. Thank you.

[via The PRP]

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