Asshole Selling Items from Chester Bennington’s Funeral for Tens of Thousands of Dollars

  • Axl Rosenberg

Some dickbrain was selling items handed out to attendees of Chester Bennington’s funeral on eBay. And people wonder why I have such a low opinion of humanity.

According to Rock Feed, “The items being sold [were] a wrist band, laminate, and the funeral program.” The packages have since been removed from eBay’s listings, so either things got too hot for the seller or, more likely, someone at eBay was smart enough to yank it down. But screencaps (top of this post, courtesy of The PRP) show packages going for more than fifty grand, with hundreds of scum-licking human colostomy bags willing to place bids.

Not that it matters, but the items for sale appear to have been authentic.

Here’s hoping whatever used condom passing for a person that was selling these things somehow ends up with fourth degree burns on their taint. Now there’s something for which I’d place a bid on eBay.

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