A Couple Was Kicked Out of a Machine Head Show for Having Sex in the Front Row

How was your Thanksgiving? Mine was splendid! I had great food, was surrounded by people I love and, for the icing on the cake, learned the following on Instagram as I was scrolling through my feed on the crapper this morning: a couple was booted from a Machine Head show for fucking in the front row.

Sadly video of the incident is not available, but the official Machine Head Instagram account (likely just Robb Flynn) posted the following about it, which happened at the band’s show in San Diego on Wednesday, November 21st:

“San Diego! HOLY… FREAKIN… SH*T!!!?? When a guy and gal get ejected for having sex during “Davidian” (in the front row no less!?) you know it’s gonna complete insanity! *no joke!*… WOW, what a welcome back you gave us, we are blown away! ⠀

“Epic circle pits, the jumping was crazy, boobies, sing-a-longs, crowd-surfing-mania, couples having sex!!? ⠀
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“San Diego, after an 11 year break from each other, you are officially ‘un-fired!’ Hands down the best show we have EVER played in your amazing city, and one of the wildest and rowdiest of the entire tour! Thank you all so much for an UNFORGETTABLE night of raging!!”

That’s one way to celebrate Thanksgiving, although I can’t image the couple were happy after getting ejected. Sometimes if you’re in the mood you just gotta roll with it, though, you know? And I’m sure it was AMAZING in that moment! Plus now it’s an international headline, and without their identities being revealed. Well done, everyone!

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