Guy First Hand-Farts Mastodon’s “Blood and Thunder”


Look: master hand-farter Guy First has posted a whole lot of videos of himself hand-farting along to famous metal songs over the years — Metallica, Dragonforce, Iron Maiden, Slayer and a whole lot of others — and the gig is definitely getting stale, like the smell when you lift the covers after… sorry, sorry, I’ll stop. But I SO badly want to see the look on Brent Hinds’ face when Mr. First farts out “Blood and Thunder” in his presence, as he did with Gojira, In Flames and Devin Townsend present in the room, that I’ll throw him a bone here in the hopes of spreading the message and making it happen. Godspeed, you talented schmuck!

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