Hardcore and Metal Twitter is Roasting Adam Levine’s Tattoos
The world was abuzz yesterday with Maroon 5’s lackluster Super Bowl halftime show performance, with everyone from your pal down the street to well-known metal musicians offering hot takes on the set, and a one-man basement metal musician attempting to up the ante with a show of his own.
Twitter has been especially noisy with hot takes riffing on the idea that Adam Levine, with his heavily tattooed torso and tight, trim haircut, looks like the frontman for a hardcore band. When juxtaposed with Maroon 5’s comparatively tame lyrics and pedestrian image it’s an entertaining concept, and one that plenty of folks were all too happy to run with.
For your amusement, here are some of the best Adam Levine / hardcore kid takes we’ve been able to find.
“Come the fuck up front pussies I wanna see everyone fucking moving This next song is called She will be fucking Loved” pic.twitter.com/ehNWZRXSaN
— Integrity 2000 stan (@lightskinhxc) February 4, 2019
Why does Adam Levine have the tattoos of a 30 something dude that used to be in hardcore bands but is a barber now
— vera (@JakeWPlatt) February 4, 2019
Adam Levine looks like he had his tattoos added on a character creation screen pic.twitter.com/41Oy1kwHEj
— Mike Moynihan (@StrengthOfFates) February 4, 2019
people keep roasting adam levine and his tats as though half the hardcore scene isn’t walking around like a great value replica
— valentine. (@sicinferius) February 4, 2019
adam levine looks like a hardcore dude who talks about how hot you are and then ghosts you after you give him attention, also works at a barber shop/tattoo apprentice while playing in 15 different bands
— cannibal corpse thong (@SKI_MASK45) February 4, 2019
KATY PERRY RODE IN ON A GIANT METAL LION
LADY GAGA FLEW THROUGH THE FREAKING AIR
— Mary Joy✨ (@maryjoymcdaniel) February 4, 2019
Adam Levine looks like he bought 12 packs of fake sailor tattoos from a liquidation sale. pic.twitter.com/71NF9OfPp6
— Funny Cgullz (@CgullzNS) February 4, 2019