The Ghost of Wayne Static Has a Twitter Account Now

  • Axl Rosenberg

Allow me to begin by apologizing to all those who might be offended by the contents of this article. I am SO SORRY that your parents didn’t instill you with a sense of humor.

For everyone else: the Ghost of Wayne Static has a Twitter account now, and it… is… hilarious.

The account squarely takes aim at the current Static-X reunion, with its bio stating that it’s “not affiliated with Static-X, but neither is the current touring band.” That touring band, in case you forgot, reunites original Wisconsin Death Trip members Tony Campos (bass), Koichi Fukada (guitar), and Ken Jay (drums), and subs in a creepy AF Wayne Static cosplayer calling himself ‘Xer0’ (probably Dope’s Edsel Dope) in place of the late frontman. So the band basically teed this up real nice for the creator of the account.

Here are some of the account’s finest tweets to date:

The band tried to defend themselves, which was a mistake, because all they’re doing is calling attention to the account. Also, because their attempted comeback didn’t really land:

So do yourself a favor and follow the Ghost of Wayne Static on Twitter. It’s what Wayne would have wanted you to do. And even if it isn’t, it’s still funny as fuck.

Thanks to our friend “M” for the tip!

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