Corey Taylor Thinks You Should Look at These Photos of His Wedding
As you have no doubt heard, Slipknot/Stone Sour frontman Corey Taylor recently wed Cherry Bombs founder and singer Alicia Dove. And I’m actually kinda surprised that they made this information so readily available; I can only imagine the public safety hazard it constitutes, given the number of people who will surely fall into a deep depression as their hopes of someday being the subject of a classic Corey Taylor love song like “Wait and Bleed” or “People = Shit” vanish.
But not only has Corey let the world know he’s off the market, he is now flaunting it by releasing actual photos from his wedding. Maybe only look at them if you’re 100% sure you can handle coming to terms with the fact that you and Corey will never be two spirits that become one.