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Five Finger Death Punch, the band that answers the question “What would Axe Body Spray sound like?”, have announced their eighth studio album. Cleverly, they have named it F8. It will be out February 28, and can be pre-ordered here. Below is the album art:

Whoops, wrong one. Here’s the real album art, which suggests that the number eight and the number infinity are far closer together than mathematicians previously believed them to be:

The first single from F8 is called “Inside Out.” Ivan Moody has previously said the album would sound like awkwardly breaking through a wall, which, it turns out, was not so far off: musically it’s not that bad, but every choice Ivan Moody makes, from his lyrics to his phrasing to his over-dependence on auto-tune, will make you wanna exit the room as quickly as possible. I hope you enjoy this more than I did:

Whoops, wrong one. Here’s “Inside Out” for real:

Finally, FFDP are on tour through the end of time. They’ll hit Europe with Megadeth and Bad Wolves in the winter; they return to the U.S. in the spring, with Papa Roach, I Prevail, and Ice Nine Kills in tow. All of those various dates are below. My kids would appreciate it if you bought your tickets here.

TOUR DATES: WINTER 2020 DATES
** 5FDP Headline Show without Megadeth & Bad Wolves
*5FDP Headline Show without Bad Wolves

1/14 – Kiev, UA // Palace Of Sports **
1/16 – Moscow, RU // Adrenaline Stadium **
1/18 – St. Petersburg, RU // A2 **
1/20 – Helsinki, FI // Hartwell Arena *
1/22 – Stockholm, SE // Hovet *
1/23 – Oslo, NO // Spektrum
1/24 – Copenhagen, DK // Royal Arena
1/26 – Amsterdam, HL // AFAS Live
1/28 – Paris, FR // Zenith
1/30 – Cardiff, UK // Cardiff Arena
1/31 – London, UK // Wembley Arena
2/2 – Luxembourg, LU // Rockhal
2/3 – Berlin, DE // Max-Schmeling Halle
2/4 – Hamburg, DE // Sporthalle
2/6 – Frankfurt, DE // Festhalle
2/8 – Oberhausen, DE // Koenig-Pilsener Arena
2/9 – Stuttgart, DE // Schleyerhalle
2/10 – Munich, DE // Olympiahalle
2/12 – Warsaw, Poland // Torwar
2/14 – Prague, CZ // Tipsport Arena
2/16 – Milan, IT // Alcatrazz
2/17 – Zurich, CH // Hallenstadion
2/19 – Vienna, AT // Stadthalle
2/20 – Budapest, HU // Budapest Sportarena
2/22 – Sofia, BJ // Arena Armeec *

SPRING 2020 US TOUR DATES w/ Papa Roach, I Prevail, and Ice Nine Kills
4/8 – Sunrise, FL // BB&T Center
4/10 – Duluth, GA // Infinite Energy Center
4/11 – Pelham, AL // Oak Mountain Amphitheater
4/13 – San Antonio, TX // AT&T Center
4/14 – Ft. Worth, TX // Dickies Arena
4/16 – Houston, TX // Toyota Center
4/18 – Phoenix, AZ // Talking Stick Resort Arena
4/19 – San Diego, CA // Viejas Arena
4/21 – Los Angeles, CA // The Forum
4/23 – Tacoma, WA // Tacoma Dome
4/25 – Portland, OR // Veteran Memorial Coliseum
4/27 – Morrison, CO // Red Rocks Amphitheatre
4/29 – Kansas City, MO // Sprint Center
5/3 – Baltimore, MD // Royal Farms Arena
5/5 – Worcester, MA // DCU Cente
5/6 – Newark, NJ // Prudential Center
5/8 – Cincinnati, OH // Heritage Bank Center
5/12 – Detroit, MI // Little Caesars Arena
5/14 – Pittsburgh, PA // PPG Paints Center
5/15 – Camden, NJ // BB&T Pavilion
5/17 – Nashville, TN // Bridgestone Arena
5/19 – Rosemont, IL // Allstate Arena
5/20 – St. Paul, MN // Xcel Energy Center

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