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MetalSucks’ Least-Sucky Songs of the Week


Where are the kids? I don’t know. Maybe pregnant or on drugs or on welfare on top of the world on the honor roll, on parole, on reruns, on the Dodgers on the back of milk cartons on stakes in the middle of corn fields on covers of future history books on old lady’s mantles walkin’ on water nailed on crosses.

I think it’s time I had a talk with my kids. I’ll just tell ’em what my daddy told me. “THESE SONGS AIN’T NEVER GONNA AMOUNT TO NOTHIN’!”

DevilDriver – “Wishing”

OH SHIT, Dez is doing clean singing now!!

Fuck the Facts – “Pleine Noirceur”

Cette chanson ne craint pas!

Mr. Bungle – “Eracist”

Should be called “Erection” because that’s what it will give you.

Emma Ruth Rundle and Thou – “The Valley”

Do you know where you are? You’re in “The Valley,” baby…

Corey Taylor – “Culture Head”

It’s Corey’s heaviest solo track yet!

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