Classy Dude Arrested at Kid Rock’s Bar for Swinging Around Sh*t-Filled Colostomy Bag

  • Axl Rosenberg

And you thought Kid Rock was shitty before…

Whiskeyriff.com reports that police were called to Kid Rock’s Big Ass Honky Tonk Rock N’ Roll Steakhouse in Nashville this past Saturday, May 1, after a man removed his colostomy bag and started swinging it around. While it’s presently unclear if the man was inside or outside the rap-rocker’s establishment, it is clear that some people — including at least one police officer — very literally got shit on. According to Nashville Scanner, a Twitter account dedicated to sharing “Metro Nashville Tennessee Police & Fire, and surrounding activity”:

What makes this all so especially hilarious sad is that Kid Rock’s Big Ass Honky Tonk Rock N’ Roll Steakhouse is usually so conscientious about public health and safety.

Just kidding. They refused to close in the middle of the pandemic despite orders from the the city’s mayor, John Cooper, to shut down bars and restaurants so as to slow the spread of COVID-19. Then, in July, they sued the city for “financial compensation for loss of business income during state and local stay-at-home orders amid the coronavirus pandemic.” If a potentially-fatal virus doesn’t bother them, neither should fecal matter.

[via Bring Back Glam!]

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