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Someone Definitely Sh*t Themselves at a Sleep Token Concert Over the Weekend

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There’s unfortunate timing and then there’s whatever happened to this poor soul during this past Saturday’s Sleep Token concert at The Metro Theatre in Sydney, Australia. During a particularly quiet part of “Atlantic,” as Vessel played the keys and sang his heart out, someone thought they could get away with letting a fart out.

But what came out of their rectal cavity wasn’t a teensy squeaker or a silent but deadly jawn, no sir. What erupted from their nethers was a stage five bowel shaker that reverberated through the near silent crowd. You can listen for yourself in the clip below but I gotta warn you — it’s pretty funny.

I can’t imagine being in the immediate blast radius of such an explosive moment and not reacting exactly how the crowd did in that clip. You can practically taste the mix of laughter and shock as it hangs in the air. I’m willing to bet the seat of their pants either looked like a shotgun blast went off or it resembled a toxic waste accident immediately afterward.

So thank you, mystery fart person. Your accidental emission of poo gas at the worst time made my Monday morning brighter, even if it made your underoos several shades darker.

If you want to test your fart timing skills during an emotional Sleep Token moment, be sure to check out the upcoming North American tour. You can get your tickets today.

9/8 Alton, VA Blue Ridge Rock Fest [Tickets]
9/9 Philadelphia, PA Union Transfer [Tickets]
9/10 New York, NY Webster Hall [Tickets]
9/12 Worcester, MA The Palladium [Tickets]
9/13 Baltimore, MD Rams Head Live! [Tickets]
9/15 Detroit, MI Masonic Cathedral Theatre [Tickets]
9/17 St Paul, MN Myth Live [Tickets]
9/19 Dallas, TX The Studio At The Factory [Tickets]
9/20 Oklahoma City, OK Tower Theatre [Tickets]
9/22 St. Louis, MO The Hawthorn [Tickets]
9/23 Louisville, KY Louder Than Life [Tickets]
9/25 Denver, CO The Ogden Theatre [Tickets]
9/26 Salt Lake City, UT The Complex [Tickets]
9/28 Spokane, WA Knitting Factory [Tickets]
9/29 Boise, ID Knitting Factory [Tickets]
9/30 Seattle, WA The Showbox [Tickets]
10/1 Portland, OR Roseland Theater [Tickets]
10/3 San Diego, CA The Observatory Np [Tickets]
10/4 Los Angeles, CA The El Rey Theatre [Tickets]
10/5 Anaheim, CA House Of Blues [Tickets]
10/7 Sacramento, CA Aftershock [Tickets]

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