Fronzilla is Running for President Because of Course He Is


Never content to let someone else be the center of attention, Attila frontman Chris Fronzak has announced he’s running for president. Not president of the high school glee club or of his local homeowner’s organization. No, according to the announcement video he posted on social media, Fronzilla is running for president of the United States. He says he will run under the Libertarian banner.

In the video he said (h/t ThePRP):

“Today is the biggest day of my life. My name is Chris Fronzak and I am running for President of the United States of America. I am not a politician, but let’s face it, the world has never been helped by politicians. The government is corrupt, we don’t need any more politicians running the show. We need real people, real critical thinkers. We need a candidate that represents the American population.

“I came from nothing and because of the American Dream and my God given talent, I was able to build an empire. I want to make America a better place for everyone. I represent every single person in this beautiful country, and I want to make sure your voice is heard. That’s why I believe you should vote for me to be President of the United States of America.”

Fronzak has a history of controversy as a musician; Attila has long been a lightning rod for controversy, often instigated by the band’s lyrics and content. Fronzak has also been in legal hot water stemming from a violent 2018 show. He was also accused of sexual misconduct with a minor, admitting that he slept with the woman but claimed that she lied about her age. Of course, this is the United States and none of those things are guaranteed to bar you from office. Also, it’s Fronz, so we’re not in any rush to believe this is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

Fronzilla was not on the list of rockers we’d vote for if they ran for office.

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