Sebastian Bach Will Never Run Out of Puns!

Sebastian Bach, in case it isn’t obvious, was not born “Sebastian Bach” — his real name is Sebastian Bierk. Somehow, that makes his obsession with releasing albums with titles that are puns on his name (previous ones include Bring ‘Em Bach Alive and Bach 2 Basics) all the more humorous to me; if he’d chosen to use his real name, the English language might have been spared this pain.

Instead, Baz has announced ABachalypse Now as the title of his new live album and DVD. It’s good thing he capitalized the letter “b,” too, because otherwise we might have been really confused about the joke! Good lookin’ out, Sebastian. I wanted to show my appreciation by suggesting a list of future album titles… I hope you find this helpful, brutha!

Bach to the Future
The Empire Strikes Bach
Never Bach Down
The Way Bach
There and Bach Again
Bach and Forth
The Boys are Bach
You Scratch My Bach, I’ll Scratch Yours
Don’t Look Bach
Call for Bach-Up
Bach in Action
I’m Bach!
Bach 2 Tha Hood (hip-hop covers album)
Bachpach
The Bachxic Avenger
Bachman Forever
How Sebastian Got His Groove Bach
Bach in Business
Bach to Bach
The Bachser
Sherbach Holmes: The Hounds of Bachservilles
Buried in My Bachyard
BlowBach
Spring Forward, Fall Bach
Bachtalion

And my personal favorite:

Update, 1:08 pm: reader Chris Laney also suggested Dick in a Bachs, which is friggin’ brilliant!

Think of your own in the comments section below! ABachalypse Now is set for release this spring.