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New Stuff 0
Witchery’s New Song “Witching Hour” Isn’t a Venom Cover, But It Still F***ing Slaps
July 5th, 2022 at 11:19am Emperor Rhombus

Damn, this new Witchery record is going to top some lists.


Editorials 0
Agnostic Front Announce North American Tour With Prong, Slapshot
July 31st, 2019 at 12:08pm MetalSucks

In honor of the 35th anniversary of their debut, Victim in Pain


Hair Metal Happy Hour 0
This New Tesla Track Slaps!
February 7th, 2019 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein

The band’s new album Shock comes out in March.


New Stuff 0
This New Carnal Forge Track Slaps
November 2nd, 2018 at 2:36pm Vince Neilstein

The Swedish melodeath masters return.


New Stuff 0
Arsis’s New Track “Tricking the Gods” Super-Slaps
September 7th, 2018 at 9:28am Vince Neilstein

The melodic tech-death masters return.


New Stuff 0
Author & Punisher’s New Track “Night Terror” Slaps
September 6th, 2018 at 9:58am Vince Neilstein

“Best of 2018” contender?


New Stuff 0
Anaal Nathrakh’s New Jam “Obscene as Cancer” Slaps Hard
August 15th, 2018 at 10:49am Vince Neilstein

It SLAPS, I tell ya.


New Stuff 0
This Radiant Knife Track Slaps Hard
July 31st, 2018 at 10:57am Vince Neilstein

Into proggy sludge? Get in here.


Cinemetal 0
Watch Queens of the Stone Age’s Sexy Slapstick Video for “The Way You Used to Do”
August 17th, 2017 at 1:12pm MetalSucks

Josh Homme is our Ginger Elvis.


Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0
Video: UFC’s Nate Diaz “Stockton Slaps” Tool’s Maynard James Keenan
June 22nd, 2017 at 1:07pm Axl Rosenberg

I guess he’s as pissed there’s still no new Tool album as we are.


F-F-F-Feudin' 0
Slipknot’s Corey Taylor Slaps Wrestlers Like It’s His Fucking Job
October 26th, 2015 at 2:30pm Emperor Rhombus

Watch Baron Corbin take it like a bitch.


Show Reviews 0
Show Recap: Sleep Token’s Headline Slot at Download Festival was One for the Books on Day Two
June 18th, 2025 at 12:00pm Laviea Thomas

A day stacked with prog and heavy metal.


For Fans Of 0
For Fans Of: MetalSucks Playlist Adds Autumn Lies Buried, Black Magnet and more
May 24th, 2025 at 3:51pm Laviea Thomas

Featuring Grand Cadaver, Vow of Ruin, and more


Haterade 0
DragonForce’s Herman Li Says His “Superpower” is Not Letting Internet Criticism Upset Him
September 9th, 2024 at 9:23am Haela Huntress

People on the Internet are dicks.


YouSuck 0
These Are the Worst Limp Bizkit Albums Ranked by MetalSucks Readers
July 15th, 2024 at 3:47pm Hesher Keenan

You chose, we listened.


YouSuck 0
YouSuck: These Five Nu-Metal Bands Were Voted the Best by MetalSucks Readers
May 29th, 2024 at 2:26pm Hesher Keenan

Here’s who you chose.


Viral Vomit 0
Steel Panther-ify Yourself with ‘1987Me’
April 1st, 2024 at 10:17am Hesher Keenan

Be like a little AI-generated rockstar.


Shit That Comes Out Today 0
Sh*t That Comes Out Today – March 8, 2024
March 8th, 2024 at 8:00am MetalSucks

Featuring new releases from Gost, Judas Priest, and Skeletal Remains.


Revisit Reviews 0
The Impact of Mercyful Fate’s Melissa 40 Years Later
October 30th, 2023 at 2:23pm Mandy Scythe

Forty years later, it still slaps.


News 0
Lil Tay Apparently Returned from the Dead to Play “Master of Puppets”
October 4th, 2023 at 2:45pm Mandy Scythe

Gotta get that downpicking up, kiddo.


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