Tweet Twat 0 Ozzy Can’t Even Make a Sandwich Without Causing a Disaster August 30th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Sabbath vocalist almost burns his house down… for the second time this year.
Tour de Force 0 I Am Seriously Considering Going to the Inaugural Stryper Fan Weekend August 30th, 2013 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg This… sounds… HILARIOUS.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 The Department of Islamic Development of Malaysia Objects to “Evil and Anti-Divine” Lamb of God Performance August 30th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg “Whose dick do I have to suck to get such a glowing review?” Glen Benton wonders aloud.
New Stuff 0 The Time Has Finally Arrived: Stream Colored Sands, the First New Gorguts Album in Twelve Years August 29th, 2013 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg It rules so hard!
Fear Emptiness Decibel 0 Fear, Emptiness, Decibel: Anciients Star in the Latest Episode of Converse x Decibel August 29th, 2013 at 4:00pm MetalSucks They discuss about how the great outdoors has influenced their music.
Viral Vomit 0 Watch a Dude Beatbox Dream Theater’s “Dance of Eternity”… with Time Signature Flashcards, No Less! August 29th, 2013 at 3:20pm Axl Rosenberg Three cheers for coordination.
Cinemetal 0 Speaking of Revocation: Dave Davidson and Phil Dubois-Coyne Were in a Hair Metal Band August 29th, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg World, meet Hot on the Heels.
New Stuff 0 I Wish This Was the Last Sighting of The Devil Wears Prada August 29th, 2013 at 1:20pm Axl Rosenberg New song is new… I think.
Cinemetal 0 This is What Frankie Palmeri’s Apartment Looks Like August 29th, 2013 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg Okay that’s not REALLY Frankie’s apartment, but you can indeed see it if you click through, I swear.
Megadick 0 Today in Dave Mustaine Dumbassery August 29th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Define “complete lack of self-awareness.”
Cinemetal 0 Clutch Achieve “Crucial Velocity” with Super-Hottie Aisha Tyler August 29th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Can you believe this beautiful creature directed a music video by band whose fanbase consists of cretins like the writers and readers of MetalSucks?
This Sucks 0 Canada Just Made it Even Harder for Foreign Bands to Play There August 29th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg New regulations make it fiscally unfeasible to play north of the border.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Here’s the Trailer for Anders Björler’s Debut Solo Album, Antikythera August 28th, 2013 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Me personally, I’m pro-kythera. I mean, what did kythera ever do to me?
New Stuff 0 Driving Mrs. Satan: Delightful Indie Pop Covers of Metal Classics August 28th, 2013 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg London/Naples-based acoustic trio covers Sabbath, Priest, and more.
Editorials 0 Jonathan Davis is Also a Romantic Dude August 28th, 2013 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Why would you WANT to piss off your fans?
New Stuff 0 Do You See Fit For An Autopsy? August 28th, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Another new FFAA song? Yes please!
Reviews 0 AC/DC Approved, but The Answer Maybe Think Metal Sucks August 28th, 2013 at 2:30pm MetalSucks A review of the latest album from the Northern Ireland hard rockers.
Cinemetal 0 Avenged Sevenfold Discuss New Songs, Vaguely Acknowledge Influences August 28th, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Also: watch Synster Gates take a nap!
Cinemetal 0 The Secret Life of Walturisas Mitty August 28th, 2013 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg This video perfectly exemplifies everything that is right and wrong with this band.
This Sucks 0 Eyehategod Drummer Joey LaCaze: Cause of Death Revealed August 28th, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Also: details on how you can help out LaCaze’s family.
