New Skid Row single is trying way too hard.

Do your ears hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow?

But don’t get too excited because a) there are only seven dates and b) it’s not 1992.

The cause of his passing has not yet been released.

The Afghan Whigs and Usher, together at last!

Also, people on the internet continue to be completely reasonable!

YOU KNOW WHAT WE’RE TALKIN’ ABOUT???”

Question Of The Week returns next week! But don’t go away mad — let’s party!

A fun stroll down memory lane for no real reason other than I feel like it.

MVP Dean Pleasants can’t quite save the album from all its filler tracks.

The King’s falsetto: still A+++++!

I dunno who the fuck Dead Rites are or what […]

Are you curious to his use of the phrase “curious to”?

Watch a video of a dude covering “Bleed” by clapping.

Don’t worry, it has no Papyrus font in it.

He is a renaissance man, a polymath, a thinker, a genius. For thirty goddamn years.

The Atlanta outfit’s absolutely not glamorous sleeping-bags-and-unpaid-bills “rock star” lives are dramatized.

STREET TOUGHS, BE FOREWARNED! If you punch the guy in the above photo, he may be entitled to extra support from the police! But you’ll be punished the same as if you punched a dude who doesn’t wear eye make-up.

I’ve got fifty bucks that says they blow the Red Hot Chili Peppers right off the fucking stage.