Music Dorkery 50 MICHAEL WINSLOW HAS THE BLEEPS, THE SWEEPS, AND THE ZEPS October 20th, 2011 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Michael Winslow is probably best known as the guy who […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 150 LISTEN: HAMMERS OF MISFORTUNE FTW October 20th, 2011 at 2:30pm Anso DF Hammers Of Misfortune’s upcoming album 17th Street (listen here) totally blew me […]
Interviews 40 F*CK THE FACTS’ TOPON DAS & MEL MONGEON: THE METALSUCKS INTERVIEW October 20th, 2011 at 2:00pm Satan Rosenbloom Axl has blathered quite a bit in recent months about […]
Viral Vomit 260 LULU PRE-RELEASE TRIBUTES AND FAKE PRE-PRO DEMOS > ACTUAL LULU October 20th, 2011 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg I know we’re already beating this Lulu thing to death, […]
New Stuff 110 MIKE PATTON GETS IN THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT October 20th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Maybe it’s because I’m Jewish, or maybe I’m just an […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 320 ABORTED FLATLINE, GLOBALLY October 20th, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Aborted are one of those bands I honestly have never […]
Cinemetal 170 BLOTTED SCIENCE MAKE MUSIC VIDEO ABOUT SHARON OSBOURNE’S VAGINA, PREPARE TO BE SUED BY PETER JACKSON AND UNIVERSAL October 20th, 2011 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg When I first started watching Blotted Science’s video for “Cretaceous […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 190 AXL ROSE FALL DOWN GO BOOM October 20th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Axl Rose fell down while performing “Knockin’ On Heaven’s Door” […]
New Stuff 1850 YOU CAN LISTEN TO LULU NOW October 20th, 2011 at 12:04am MetalSucks The headline says it all. You can stream Lulu, Metallica’s […]
Interviews 240 THREAT SIGNAL’S JON HOWARD: THE METALSUCKS INTERVIEW October 19th, 2011 at 5:00pm Dave Mustein Given the unprecedented amount of bands that are getting their […]
Contests 1230 CONTEST: WIN AN 11 CD METAL PRIZE PACK FROM F.Y.E.! October 19th, 2011 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Contest time! The folks at F.Y.E. are having a big […]
Countdown to The Metal Suckfest 0 COUNTDOWN TO THE METAL SUCKFEST: 3’s BILLY RIKER October 19th, 2011 at 3:30pm MetalSucks The Inaugural Metal Suckfest is almost here!!!! Twenty bands will DESTROY […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 130 THE DEVIL’S BLOOD: THIS IS FREAKING ABSURD October 19th, 2011 at 3:00pm Anso DF The last thing a rock writer wants to do is […]
Reviews 240 REVIEW: CARBON-BASED ANATOMY REPRESENTS THE NEXT STAGE OF CYNIC’S EVOLUTION October 19th, 2011 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg If Carbon-Based Anatomy, the new EP from Cynic, is any […]
Cinemetal 130 SO I GUESS THE WRITERS OF NCIS: LOS ANGELES ARE METAL FANS October 19th, 2011 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg I don’t watch NCIS: Los Angeles, or the regular NCIS, […]
New Stuff 90 YOU COULD BE LISTENING TO RUSSIAN CIRCLES’ EMPROS RIGHT NOW October 19th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Russian Circles’ new album, Empros, is streaming over at Spin […]
Tour de Force 200 DRUM CAM FOOTAGE OF KRIHM REMINDS YOU THAT YOU REALLY NEED TO GO SEE DECAPITATED LIVE October 19th, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Decapitated’s MetalSucks-sponsored Carnival is Forever Tour with Decrepit Birth, Fleshgod Apocalypse, […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 90 ANAL CUNT’S SETH PUTNAM LIVES ON IN OUR HEARTS, SONG TITLES October 19th, 2011 at 10:30am Anso DF Not Seth Putnam One mind-blowing aspect of Devin Townsend’s Deconstruction […]
Lick My Label 1 HARDCORE SHUFFLE: UNHOLY MAJESTY SIGN TO A389, LOMA PRIETA JOIN DEATHWISH October 19th, 2011 at 10:00am Gary Suarez It’s all too easy for me to get a bit […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK: WIN A COPY OF DIE MISERABLE BY F*CK THE FACTS! October 18th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Hats off to reader Wayne Mendel. He correctly identified last week’s […]
