The ocean remains 95% undiscovered… Just like your new oceanic metal band! On the latest episode of That’s So Metal!, your new manager, Whitney, hooks you up with the weirdest and wildest creatures in the ocean to help you achieve your dreams of becoming the world’s best underwater metal band.

He’s apparently responding well to treatment, though.

Three great bands celebrate diversity.

We review the self-titled debut EP by Gone is Gone, the new group featuring Mastodon’s Troy Sanders, Queens of the Stone Age’s Troy Van Leeuwen and Tony Hajjar of At the Drive-In.

Hint: it’s a month that ends with “ber.”

None of you mooks got it right last week, so we’re trying again!

Minus, Marduk, and Yngwie Malmsteen.

Attila’s Chris Fronzak hadn’t launched a new business in a […]

The band is breaking up.

A hopefully fun new way to procrastinate.

This does not sound promising.

Now it’s time to say goodbye…

This week’s top stories include Body Count, the Melvins, Mastodon, and more.

Plus: Gojira, Beartooth and Thank You Scientist top this week’s radio charts.

USA! USA! USA! USA!

West Virginia stoner metal band Horseburner premieres their new album exclusively on MetalSucks.

“This is a tragedy,” claims Nguyen. “I can’t see Pyramid of Pain doing a show without the prop blood. We always end the show with our best song, ‘Skinhole,’ and it’s this huge spectacle, you know?”

“Visions of Harmony” compares musicians to rocket scientists.

Apple’s planning to kill recording and taking photos at concerts! Metallica begins a hot new modeling career! And: it’s time for Slipknot to let Joey Jordison back into the band!