Fair warning: she did not do a good job.

Do I?

The results from yesterday’s matches are in, and, again, for the […]

Featuring (deep breath): Reed Mullin, Mick Murphy, Randy Blythe, Corey Taylor, Neil Fallon, Lee Ving, Tommy Victor, Vic Bondi, Phil Rind, Ron Beam, Tony Foresta, Clifford Dinsmore, Tairrie B. Murphy, Jonny Webber, Greg Anderson, Pat “Atom Bomb” Loed, Karl Agell, and Trenton Rogers

This is unlike anything you’ve ever heard before.

Live from Summer Slaughter. What will they post? Behind the scenes shots? Shenanigans? Guitar porn? Dick pics? There’s only one way to find out.

Finnish melodeath masters release new jam.

And those people just so happen to be in The Browning!

If you can tell me what this band’s logo says, you could win some free stuff. YAY FREE STUFF.

Spoiler: I do not think it’s snake oil.

“While citizens of Ferguson are stopping traffic to ‘raise awareness’ of a year old tragedy, let us come together to raise awareness of the ongoing wave of crime that continues to plague bands and fans alike,” says Missouri band.

Putzy is as putzy does, and these guys have all definitely done a LOT of putzy things.

Voyager will head out on a North American tour with Evergrey, Oceans of Slumber and Borealis later this month.

Cannibal Corpse announce tour with Cattle Decapitation and Soreption.

A record you are sure to love (eternally).

Terror’s frontman pontificates on what the band members might do for a living when they finally retire from hardcore.

Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the biggest putz of all?

It’s only five U.S. dates, though.

How does Soilwork’s latest offering stand up against the rest of their catalog, especially given all the changes to their lineup over the past several years? You’ll have to watch Crash’s review to find out.

You can still listen, even if you’re blind. Not if you’re deaf, though. Sorry.