Editorials

Preview clips of every song on the album.

Nerdgasm.

He does not deny drinkin’ n’ druggin’, but he does deny that he’s getting a divorce.

Blake Judd will focus on Hate Mediation instead.

“Binders full of women? HA!”

STREET TOUGHS, BE FOREWARNED! If you punch the guy in the above photo, he may be entitled to extra support from the police! But you’ll be punished the same as if you punched a dude who doesn’t wear eye make-up.

Don’t worry, the usual shitty scene ones are on the bill, too.

They’re sludgy and doomy and AWESOME.

The Interhole has come up with an accidentally hilarious interpretation of the lyrics to Woe’s new song “Exhausted.”

System of a Down drummer John Dolmayan gives vaguest non-update update ever.

As it turns out, he doesn’t enjoy play the accordion in front of people. Or at all.

How metal is your frosting?

What the fuck did I just watch?

The victims of this tragedy, and the loved ones they left behind, should be in all of our thoughts today.

Band responds to the news that the Seal Team 6 member who killed Osama bin Laden was a fan.

The once-reviled ex-Pantera frontman has completely resurrected his public image.

The band is soliciting fan suggestions — but we can think of only one singer who absolutely NEEDS to be on the record.

Authorities also alleged that the vehicle had defective brakes, was over its weight limit, and that the driver didn’t have the proper license to be behind the wheel in the first place.

Winds of Plague frontman says anti-gay comments are “narrow minded.” Now if only For Today would publicly agree with him.

Also, since when is this dude so happy-go-lucky???