Editorials

Not cool, brah!

Sactown’s finest pay tribute to Kriss Kross.

New contest invites fans to tell him how bad his new Queensrÿche album blows.

Caption the above photo.

Have years and years of hard work finally paid off?

Hold the Papyrus, make it some guitarmonies.

“Of Mind – Nocturne” is the first full jam we’re hearing from Altered State.

Preview clips of every song on the album.

Nerdgasm.

He does not deny drinkin’ n’ druggin’, but he does deny that he’s getting a divorce.

Blake Judd will focus on Hate Mediation instead.

“Binders full of women? HA!”

STREET TOUGHS, BE FOREWARNED! If you punch the guy in the above photo, he may be entitled to extra support from the police! But you’ll be punished the same as if you punched a dude who doesn’t wear eye make-up.

Don’t worry, the usual shitty scene ones are on the bill, too.

They’re sludgy and doomy and AWESOME.

The Interhole has come up with an accidentally hilarious interpretation of the lyrics to Woe’s new song “Exhausted.”

System of a Down drummer John Dolmayan gives vaguest non-update update ever.

As it turns out, he doesn’t enjoy play the accordion in front of people. Or at all.

How metal is your frosting?

What the fuck did I just watch?