Metal in the Media

They REALLY, really wanna be on the show.

“Unlike these male artists, Kathy has endured the most powerful man in America and his family using their family to target her and her employees, after she apologized,” says Griffin’s lawyer.

“By the way I am keeping the ponytail.”

One year after the couple split up and Ozzy went missing.

Random!

Go drunk, Jon, you’re home.

He even has a line of dialogue.

So, basically, they engaged in torture.

You know, the guy who first got on the show by performing Necrophagist’s “Stabwound.”

He calls it “real head music.” We just call it “awesome.”

Includes Paul Scheer, Regina Hall, Aisha Tyler, and more.

FIRE! FIRE!

But apparently Ace and Peter can go fuck themselves.

The ex-Metallica bassist has taken to brushwork in his spare time.

“Our children are potentially exposed to massive amounts of pornography on a daily basis by the tap of a finger. It is teaching them a lie, it is belittling spouses, emasculating men and destroying the beautiful essence of women.”

She handed out pamphlets called How to Find God outside a Manson show.

Not quite as cool as that time Adam D. from Killswitch won it all, but still pretty neat.

Quick, Robin, trigger the Bat-breakdown!

Lars Ulrich, Sting, Joe Elliott, and Robert Plant will be guests.

‘Thrax should be flattered.