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YOUR NEW FAVORITE T-SHIRT COMPANY
July 18th, 2012 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg

One of you e-mailed me about this company called Grind […]


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ANDREW W.K. MAKES BRONIES SHIRTS NOW
July 12th, 2012 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg

In September, Andrew W.K. will appear at a My Little […]


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THESE METALLICA SNEAKERS WILL GO GREAT WITH YOUR SLAYER SOCKS
July 10th, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg

Next year will mark the thirtieth anniversary of Metallica’s debut, […]


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KIRK HAMMETT HIRED SOMEONE TO TAKE PHOTOGRAPHS OF STUFF HE OWNS SO HE COULD SELL YOU A BOOK
June 20th, 2012 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Kirk Hammett has more money than you do, and one […]


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MÖTLEY CRÜE CHECKS ALLOW YOU TO TELL YOUR LANDLORD AND OTHER RANDOMS THAT YOU SUPPORT FAT DRUNKS AND RETARDED WIGGERS
June 15th, 2012 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg

In an effort to compete with Kiss Koffins (and urns) […]


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MOTÖRHEAD MAKE BEER NOW
June 14th, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Not to be outdone by Slayer wine, Motörhead have now slapped […]


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NOW SLAYER MAKE COOKING APRONS, TOO
June 8th, 2012 at 1:20pm Axl Rosenberg

So hey remember that Slayer wine we posted about awhile […]


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NOW FOR SALE ON EBAY: BLACK SABBATH’S INTEGRITY
May 21st, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Needless to say, some fans are really, really pissed that […]


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AGALLOCH’S NEW VINYL BOX SET IS ALREADY SELLING FOR $322 ON EBAY
May 8th, 2012 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein

If anything is certain in this world, it’s death, taxes […]


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“THE JANE PROJECT”: CONVERGE’S JACOB BANNON SELLING UNIQUE JANE DOE ART PIECES
May 7th, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Unless you somehow know absolutely nothing about Converge, you’re aware […]


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SWELL, BUT IS IT KOSHER FOR PASSOVER?
April 6th, 2012 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Sometimes people get really mad at us for not taking […]


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I CAN’T EVEN THINK OF A HEADLINE FOR THIS: PHIL ANSELMO RINGTONES
April 6th, 2012 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg

Phil Anselmo has released a series of ringtones that fans […]


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LOOK AT THIS CONCEPT ART FROM METALLICA’S ABANDONED VIDEO GAME
April 4th, 2012 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg

I’ve never heard this before, but apparently back in ’03, […]


Greatest Hits 0
Just in Time for Passover: Big Four Yarmulkes?!?!
March 20th, 2012 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Oy yoy yoy! And you thought the Zakk Wylde children’s book […]


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It’s Official: There is Too Much Slayer Merchandise
March 15th, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg

So I was reading on The PRP this morning about […]


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NEW METALSUCKS HOODIES AND T-SHIRTS ARE HERE!!!
February 28th, 2012 at 4:00pm MetalSucks

Alright, MetalSucks Maniacs: we promised you some sweet new merch […]


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LAMB OF GOD’S VOX OF GOD iPHONE APP: GOOD FOR A ONE-NIGHT STAND, NOT LONG-TERM GF
February 24th, 2012 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein

I’m an unabashed Apple/iPhone fanboy and I also love Lamb […]


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NEW SLAYER RING ALLOWS FANS TO TELL THE WORLD THEY’RE FROM NEW JERSEY
February 21st, 2012 at 2:30pm MetalSucks

As we all know, one of the biggest concerns with […]


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BLOW $50 ON THIS ANTHRAX VALENTINE’S DAY GIFT FOR YOUR SWEETIE
February 13th, 2012 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein

If you’re still hard-up for a Valentine’s gift for your […]


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BONE YOUR OLD LADY WITH A SLAYER CONDOM THIS VALENTINE’S DAY
February 9th, 2012 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein

Still have no idea what to get your loved one […]


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