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Saturday Song to Get Stoned To


Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 150
SATURDAY SPEED RACERS TO SHRED YOUR FACE TO: UBER-FAST GUITAR PLAYERS
April 17th, 2010 at 11:11am Kip Wingerschmidt

For a long time, outside of some dazzling old-school stuff, […]


Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 160
SATURDAY BAND TO GET STABBED BY MEXICANS TO: B R U J E R I A
April 10th, 2010 at 11:11am Kip Wingerschmidt

This manaical Mextremist metal band (originally co-formed by Dino from […]


Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 110
SATURDAY VID TO CRUSH PRINGLES TO: EAST OF THE WALL — “I AM CRYING NONSTOP HYSTERICALLY”
April 3rd, 2010 at 1:53pm Kip Wingerschmidt

Instrumetal proggateers East of the Wall want another round of […]


Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 220
SATURDAY SONG TO GET STONED TO: SLEEP, “DOPESMOKER”
March 13th, 2010 at 12:27pm Axl Rosenberg

I don’t know what the weather is like where you […]


Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 100
SATURDAY SONGS TO GET SWIRLED AND WHIRLED TO: 2 x DEAD MEADOW
March 6th, 2010 at 3:18pm Kip Wingerschmidt

Get yr swirl on kiiiiiiid… (and yr whirl too) -KW


Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 30
SATURDAY LINK TO PSYCH OUT TO: WHITE HILLS ON YOURSPACE
February 27th, 2010 at 1:08pm Kip Wingerschmidt

I’m not puffing today, but this band makes me feel […]


Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 170
SATURDAY SONGS TO CELEBRATE/DENIGRATE LOVE TO: VALENTINE’S DAY THREEFER W/BLACK MOUNTAIN, MY BLOODY VALENTINE, & LAMB OF F*CKING GOD
February 13th, 2010 at 3:10pm Kip Wingerschmidt

Maybe your betrothed decided to leave you behind this Valentine’s […]


Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 250
SATURDAY VIDEO TO FIGHT FOR REAL METAL TO: MANOWAR — “BROTHERS OF METAL (LIVE)”
February 6th, 2010 at 2:24pm Kip Wingerschmidt

-KW


Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 80
SATURDAY SONGS TO BE CHALLENGED BY: TRANS AM PARTY!!!!
January 30th, 2010 at 10:42am Kip Wingerschmidt

Silver pants aside, Trans Am’s music (the early stuff in […]


Editorials 140
SATURDAY SONG TO SHRED PSYCHEDELIA TO: EARTHLESS — “SONIC PRAYER”
January 23rd, 2010 at 2:14pm Kip Wingerschmidt

Sandy Eigo’s EARTHLESS weave together a formidable blend of shredderiffic […]


Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 130
SATURDAY SONGS TO GET HEROIC TO: 3 BY HEROIC DOSES
January 16th, 2010 at 12:12pm Kip Wingerschmidt

Once upon a time I was totally bowled over by […]


Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 170
SATURDAY SONG TO NAIL SHIKSAS TO: SOUNDGARDEN — “JESUS CHRIST POSE”
December 26th, 2009 at 1:13pm Kip Wingerschmidt

What’s the big flippin deal bout Jesus? Moses died for […]


Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 190
SATURDAY SONG TO GET 2006’D TO: INTRONAUT – “FAULT LINES
December 19th, 2009 at 1:16pm Kip Wingerschmidt

If the MetalSucks Universe had been born one year earlier, […]


Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 220
SATURDAY BAND TO FAWK GUYS TO: SiiiiiiiiiiKTH
November 28th, 2009 at 1:09pm Kip Wingerschmidt

I assume that the majority of you are all eaten […]


Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 110
SATURDAY VIDS TO TURN JAPANESE TO: SUPER TERRIFIC CORNUCOPIA TIME!!
November 21st, 2009 at 1:40pm Kip Wingerschmidt

Follow me after jump to videos, yes? Crazy cooooooollll!!!!!!!!


Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 70
SATURDAY SONG TO SAY GOODBYE TO: TURING MACHINE – “SWISS GRID”
November 14th, 2009 at 2:46pm Kip Wingerschmidt

Both Vince and myself posted earlier this week about the […]


Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 510
SATURDAY SONGS TO SSSSSSSSSUCKIT TO: 4 X PRIMUS
November 7th, 2009 at 10:41am Kip Wingerschmidt

“BAD MONKEYS!!!” I swear to god, I’ve been woken up […]


Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 140
RATTURDAY SONG TO GET STONED TO: “NOBODY RIDES FOR FREE”
October 24th, 2009 at 9:47pm Vince Neilstein

After refusing to battle hour-plus lines in our quest to […]


Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 250
SATURDAY VIDEO TO GUZZLE CHARDONNAY TO: ST. VITUS – “FEAR”
October 17th, 2009 at 6:33pm Kip Wingerschmidt

If you’re an asshole like me, then you probably missed […]


Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 170
SATURDAY ALBUM TO GET EUPHORIC TO: ANTHRAX – “STATE OF EUPHORIA”
October 10th, 2009 at 3:59pm Kip Wingerschmidt

When I was a wee lad in 6th grade, a […]


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