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The Webernets


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JUGGALOBOOK: LIKE FACEBOOK, ONLY FAYGOIER
February 23rd, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg

I hope you guys have diapers, because you are definitely […]


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“I’D BE SURPRISED IF THEY HAVE, LIKE, ONE WHOLE TESTICLE IN THE WHOLE BAND”
February 22nd, 2012 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Here’s the funniest thing you’ll see all day. Hopefully you […]


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WHAT DO WHITNEY HOUSTON AND QUORTHON FROM BATHORY HAVE IN COMMON?
February 16th, 2012 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg

No Clean Singing posted the below, which compares Whitney Houston […]


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FADADES: THE NEXT BIG THING IN BLACK METAL
February 8th, 2012 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein

YouTube holds an endless treasure trove of unwittingly hilarious aspiring […]


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IS THERE ANYTHING LORD NEVER CAN’T DO???
February 3rd, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg

A reader sent us the below video, which is by […]


Hipsters Out Of Metal! 140
HULK HOGAN: I WAS ASKED TO JOIN METALLICA
January 27th, 2012 at 11:20am Anso DF

It’s occasionally hard to tell whether we should cheer superstar […]


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WANNA HEAR SOME DEMOS FROM CHIMAIRA’S THE AGE OF HELL?
January 23rd, 2012 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg

Over the weekend, Chimaira’s Mark Hunter posted four demos from […]


Black Collar Workers 870
FEDS SHUT DOWN MEGAUPLOAD: GOOD OR BAD?
January 20th, 2012 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein

Wednesday was a big day for the Internet, as protests […]


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STILL CONFUSED ABOUT SLAM METAL? DOWNLOAD DJ TWO STACKS’ THE COMPLETE IDIOT’S GUIDE TO SLAM
January 19th, 2012 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Like a lot of people, I used to feel really […]


The Webernets 140
COOKIES ARE SOOOOO METAL
January 18th, 2012 at 4:20pm Kip Wingerschmidt

-KW


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WE DID IT! WHITE HOUSE PROMISES SOPA VETO, HOUSE OF REPS SHELVES BILL INDEFINITELY
January 16th, 2012 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein

Before we get started, I want to once again state […]


The Webernets 70
MARTY FRIEDMAN ISSUES END-OF-YEAR MESSAGE
January 16th, 2012 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg

Former Megadeth guitarist Marty Friedman has posted the following end-of-year message on his official […]


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6 DEGREES OF STEEL PANTHER 4 MY BALLZ
January 9th, 2012 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein

Before proceeding any further, please enjoy the above photo of […]


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WHEN YOU’RE IN A FLEDGLING METAL BAND BUT YOU’RE A SICK AS F*CK TATTOO ARTIST
January 6th, 2012 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein

From Craigslist Boston: metal band seeks manager/promoter. (Nashua NH.) Hello […]


Hipsters Out Of Metal! 140
ANSO DF’S ‘STUFF YOU WILL HATE’ 2011 MIXTAPE
January 3rd, 2012 at 5:00pm Anso DF

I love fun so I read Sergeant D.’s site Stuff You […]


The Webernets 180
RELIEVE STRESS WITH THE TOM ARAYA SCREAM
December 14th, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg

UPDATED: And the Awesomest Idea of the Week award goes […]


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IT’S DO-OR-DIE TIME: HELP PREVENT THE “STOP ONLINE PIRACY ACT”!
December 13th, 2011 at 2:00pm MetalSucks

The Stop Online Piracy act, or SOPA, is a scary, […]


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METAL’S MOST PRETENTIOUS BAND IS SORRY
December 12th, 2011 at 2:40pm Axl Rosenberg

Back in August, I wrote about Envinity, a band whose […]


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GOJIRA ARE A JAM BAND
December 12th, 2011 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein

It’s been a long while since Roadrunner signed a reputable […]


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YNGWIE TRIES TO STOP THE INTERNET FROM CALLING HIM FAT
December 12th, 2011 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein

This is pretty crazy if it’s true, but I can’t […]


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