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MIKE PATTON: STILL F*CKNUTS
August 19th, 2009 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Did anyone else have the Faith No More Video Croissant […]


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GLENN DANZIG DID WHAT?!?!
August 19th, 2009 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg

Last night a reader known simply as “Tim” e-mailed us […]


What the...?? 530
PEOPLE ARE STILL OFFENDED BY ALICE COOPER? SERIOUSLY?
August 17th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg

In case you didn’t know, Alice Cooper is a lame […]


What the...?? 200
ELTON JOHN IS ON THE NEW ALICE IN CHAINS ALBUM?!?
August 11th, 2009 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg

According to Blabbermouth, Elton John plays on the title track […]


What the...?? 630
HIGH SCHOOL BANDS COVERING AVENGED SEVENFOLD = MAXIMUM LOLz
August 6th, 2009 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein

Suck. Embarrasing. Awful. Ear-raping. This is just… wow. Yes, it’s […]


What the...?? 170
SOUNDS ABOUT AS GOOD AS HETFIELD DOES LIVE
August 5th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg

Nah, that’s not fair. Hetfield doesn’t sound this good live. […]


What the...?? 180
NOTE TO SELF: NEVER VISIT TURKEY
July 31st, 2009 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Metal Insider has the inside (see what I did there?) […]


What the...?? 100
“AT LEAST THEY CAN F*CK”
July 31st, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Bram Teitelman at Metal Insider reports that fans at Germany’s […]


What the...?? 380
HERE’S SOMETHING NO ONE WAS ASKING FOR: AN ELECTRONICA REMIX OF MASTODON
July 29th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg

Our pals over at Metal Insider are currently hosting a […]


What the...?? 380
HOW THE F*CK IS UNCLE KRACKER NOT IN PRISON RIGHT NOW?
July 28th, 2009 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg

I just got a press release that Kid Rock’s boyfriend, […]


What the...?? 570
MORE ON DEMI LOVATO/JOB FOR A COWBOY
July 27th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg

UPDATE: Elise at Reign in Blonde points out that this […]


What the...?? 1330
DEMI LOVATO LOVES METAL
July 24th, 2009 at 2:13pm Axl Rosenberg

A friend sent us the below clip of Demi Lovato […]


What the...?? 710
BORN OF OSIRIS’ TOSIN ABASI WEARS WOMEN’S SHORTS
July 24th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg

Born of Osiris are making it very hard for those […]


What the...?? 2190
IS THERE REALLY SUCH A THING AS GATHERING OF THE JUGGALOS?!?
July 23rd, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg

The above is a fourteen-minute plus infomercial for what is […]


What the...?? 280
DAVE MUSTAINE TOTALLY LOOKS LIKE A COCKER SPANIEL
July 10th, 2009 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein

[Sent in by Ash H. via TotallyLooksLike.com]


What the...?? 80
A PHOTOCOMIC OF CRONOS IS WORTH A BAZILLION POINTS
July 6th, 2009 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg

From the “Too Weird Not to Share” files: Over at […]


What the...?? 220
KING OF AKITAS
July 1st, 2009 at 12:38pm Axl Rosenberg

Speaking of tough metal dudes and adorable puppies: Kerry King […]


What the...?? 160
13-YEAR-OLD BOY GIVES UP HIS iPOD FOR A WALKMAN FOR 1 WEEK
June 29th, 2009 at 2:45pm Vince Neilstein

BBC News published a funny feature today as a way […]


What the...?? 170
AS THOUGH A BACH/JASTA TEAM-UP WASN’T WEIRD ENOUGH…
June 22nd, 2009 at 3:33pm Axl Rosenberg

Sebastian Bach sent out this tweet a little earlier today: […]


What the...?? 980
LONGEST BREAKDOWN EVER?
June 22nd, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg

When MetalSucks Maniac Jon Dolente e-mailed us to tell us […]


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