What the...?? 120 GIRL GETS MAYNARD’S PUSCIFER “V IS FOR VAGINA” TATTOO — ON HER VAGINA! November 8th, 2007 at 2:56pm Vince Neilstein Gotta love the Internet; here’s a video, shot YESTERDAY, of […]
What the...?? 20 WHEN DOWN AND OUT NU-METALLERS FALL UPON HARD TIMES… November 2nd, 2007 at 9:46am Vince Neilstein … they resort to auctioning off their used gear on […]
What the...?? 1 SOUNDSCAN IS RETARDED October 31st, 2007 at 11:08am Axl Rosenberg Thanks to the MetalSucks reader who tipped us off to […]
What the...?? 1070 APPARENTLY PEOPLE STILL CARE ABOUT THOSE “EXPLICIT LYRICS” STICKERS October 31st, 2007 at 10:53am Vince Neilstein According to the Pine Bluff Commercial, Maryland couple Trevin and […]
Black Collar Workers 110 NOW RECORD LABELS DON’T WANT YOU LOOKING AT LYRICS ILLEGALLY October 29th, 2007 at 9:18am Axl Rosenberg Variety published the following report this morning: “MTV Networks is […]
What the...?? 70 BECAUSE WE HAVEN’T POSTED ABOUT CHINESE DEMOCRACY IN A WHILE… October 25th, 2007 at 3:53pm Vince Neilstein … but so many of you still come here searching […]
What the...?? 80 THE NEW KISS TOOTHBRUSH: “BRUSHING NEVER ROCKED THIS HARD” October 15th, 2007 at 2:43pm Vince Neilstein In the ever-growing empire of products to which uber-product whore […]
What the...?? 110 IF THIS WHOLE “METAL” THING DOESN’T WORK OUT, THERE’S ALWAYS A CAREER IN PUMPKIN FARMING October 10th, 2007 at 12:04pm Vince Neilstein Just ask ex-Faith No More guitarist Jim Martin. Our pal […]
What the...?? 50 NEW RADIOHEAD ALBUM OUT IN 10 DAYS FOR WHATEVER PRICE YOU WANT: THE FUTURE IS NOW October 1st, 2007 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein The Internet is abuzz this morning with a story that’s […]
What the...?? 110 LIVING PROOF THAT HINDER FANS ARE F*CKING MORONS September 14th, 2007 at 12:45pm Vince Neilstein The AP reports [via Blabbermouth] that a man trying to […]
What the...?? 260 VAN HALEN DETERMINED TO HAVE THEIR OPENING ACT BOOED OFF THE STAGE September 11th, 2007 at 11:21am Axl Rosenberg I know we’re like a week late on this, but […]
What the...?? 170 “WELCOME TO IRON MAIDEN AIRLINES, THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN BRUCE DICKINSON SPEAKING” September 6th, 2007 at 10:22am Vince Neilstein Iron Maiden have announced their most ambitious and extraordinary touring […]
Neilstein Soundscam 70 AS I LAY DYING: MUCH TOO POPULAR August 29th, 2007 at 11:29am Axl Rosenberg As I Lay Dying’s okay-at-best An Ocean Between Us apparently […]
What the...?? 60 BECAUSE THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ELSE GOING ON TODAY… August 28th, 2007 at 3:31pm Vince Neilstein … here is a video of Miss Teen USA 2007 […]
What the...?? 70 RIDE THE LAWSUIT: METALLICA SUE MAKERS OF GUITAR HERO III, ROCK BAND VIDEO GAMES August 15th, 2007 at 9:40am Axl Rosenberg Are the guys in Metallica just preternaturally unable to act […]
What the...?? 20 THIS FALL ON NBC: GENE HOGLAN, BURRITO SMUGGLER August 7th, 2007 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg “Wouldn’t that be an AMAZING television show?!” That’s the first […]
What the...?? 0 SIRE RECORDS REMOVES POLE FROM ASS; H.I.M. VIDEO FINALLY AVAILABLE FOR FREE August 1st, 2007 at 11:21am Vince Neilstein Last week on MetalSucks we reported the absurdity of Sire […]
What the...?? 1 UTAH GOVERNOR DECLARES “DREAM THEATER DAY” August 1st, 2007 at 9:54am Vince Neilstein This one was too good to pass up: Larry D. […]
