Into the Boards 0 Into the Boards: Outdoor Hockey and Our All-Star Game Selections! December 29th, 2016 at 1:31pm Vincent Romanelli We discuss the upcoming Winter (Centennial?) Classic and the All-Star Game.
Contests 0 The Seventh Almost-Annual “Run MetalSucks for a Day” Contest: Finalists (Finally) Announced!!! December 13th, 2016 at 1:56pm MetalSucks Vote for the winner now!
Br00tal-lists 0 Chain Wallace’s Top Fifteen Metal Albums of 2016 December 8th, 2016 at 4:14pm MetalSucks Conan! Gorguts! Sumac!
Into the Boards 0 Into the Boards: McDavid vs. Eichel, The Red Hot Flames, and the Ever-Surprising Blue Jackets December 8th, 2016 at 11:12am Vincent Romanelli Members of Moon Tooth and Cryptodira recap the past week’s NHL action.
Br00tal-lists 0 Metal GF’s Top Eleven Non-Metal Albums of 2016 December 7th, 2016 at 2:04pm MetalSucks Includes Beyoncé, Kanye, Raffi, and more.
WSOU Album of the Month 0 WSOU Picks of the Week: Power Trip, Iron Reagan, Knocked Loose November 18th, 2016 at 2:55pm MetalSucks Plus: Avenged Sevenfold, Testament and Protest the Hero top the radio charts this week.
Cinemetal Reviews 0 Rob Zombie’s 31: The MetalSucks Reviews September 19th, 2016 at 12:03pm MetalSucks Emperor Rhombus dug it, but Axl Rosenberg hated it. Get in here to read their conflicting reviews.
Guest Columns 0 Man’s 45-Minute Explanation About Tattoo’s Meaning Only Causes Further Confusion September 2nd, 2016 at 3:15pm MetalSucks A local man’s intricate and rambling explanation about the meaning behind his latest tattoo allegedly caused further confusion amongst his group of friends, who immediately regretted broaching the topic.
Reviews 0 Album Review: Ringworm’s Snake Church July 20th, 2016 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Boas in the baptismal, asps in the apse.
WSOU Album of the Month 0 WSOU Picks of the Week: Poison Headache and Silent Planet July 8th, 2016 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Plus: Gojira, Power Trip, and Beartooth top this week’s radio charts.
Interviews 0 Exclusive Interview: Alex Wade of Whitechapel May 19th, 2016 at 12:30pm Phil Boozeman Exclusive information about Whitechapel’s new album, AND what kind of Doritos the band likes.
Unsigned and Unholy 0 Unsigned and Unholy: Merchant Carry On the Heavyweight Legacy of Melbourne Sludge April 14th, 2016 at 11:30am MetalSucks An exhaustive trudge through the murky swamps of hell populated by the rotting putrefaction of long-dead sinners’ corpses.
Br00tal-lists 0 “You Do What in Your Spare Time?!” The Bravest Man in Metal Finds Those Who Find R&R Outside of Moshpits April 5th, 2016 at 3:30pm Kevin Stewart-Panko Current and former members of Megadeth, Life of Agony, Between the Buried and Me, Animals as Leaders, Tombs, and more share some of their most-favorite, least-metal pastimes.
Tour Guides from Hell 0 Tour Guides From Hell: All Hail the Yeti Vocalist Connor Garritty’s Ten Favorite Spooky/Eerie Historic Sites to Visit March 23rd, 2016 at 12:30pm MetalSucks Alcatraz, the site of Jefferey Dahmer’s apartment, the site of the Waco shootings and more.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: March 18, 2016 March 18th, 2016 at 12:00pm David Lee Rothmund Again so very many heavy new releases. We’ll sue the RIAA for this crippling carpal tunnel. The Body, Funeral Whore, Cliteater, Boris & Merzbow, Cantique Lepreux, and more.
\m/ 0 The Last Metal Critic Pt. 3 March 11th, 2016 at 4:00pm Emperor Rhombus “We can’t eat any of him?”
Editorials 0 Editorial: The Metal Community Must Stop Letting Phil Anselmo Off the Hook for His Racist Remarks January 28th, 2016 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg We’ve let the legendary vocalist’s racist remarks slide for far too long.
The Peanut Gallery 0 ’71 and Done: Alan Chestnut’s Top 10 Hard Rock Countdown for 1971 January 18th, 2016 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Was 1971 the high-water mark for hard rock music? One MetalSucks reader believes so.
Editorials 0 Why Thy Art is Murder Should Be Making Much More Money, Written by a Metal Band Manager January 4th, 2016 at 2:30pm MetalSucks How is it possible that the members of Thy Art is Murder only earn $1.44/hour, as ex-vocalist CJ McMahon recently alleged? Short answer: it’s not.
This Sucks 0 Lemmy Kilmister of Motorhead Dead at 70 Years Old December 28th, 2015 at 8:16pm MetalSucks He had been battling “an extremely aggressive form of cancer” which he had only just learned about two days ago.