The Contortionist Sucks 0 Guest Columnist: Ben Eller of the “This is Why You Suck At Guitar” YouTube Channel on Why Your Vibrato Sucks September 17th, 2014 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Face it, your vibrato stinks. Thankfully Ben Eller is here to save the day.
The Contortionist Sucks 0 Amplifiers Vs. Digital Modeling September 17th, 2014 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Guitarist Cameron Maynard compares and contrasts.
The Contortionist Sucks 0 Inspiration: Who Loves Pit Bull Terriers? September 17th, 2014 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Eric Guenther sings to his dog for inspiration, and even has a rock opera they’ve been “working on together.”
The Contortionist Sucks 0 The Contortionist’s Tour Playlist September 17th, 2014 at 2:30pm MetalSucks Curious what The Contortionist have been listening to lately? They threw together a quick list of some favorite songs that they’ve been spinning while traversing the highways.
The Contortionist Sucks 0 The Jedi Council of Riff September 17th, 2014 at 2:00pm MetalSucks Keyboardist Eric Guenther discusses influences of his that have let him down over the years and those who have continued to inspire.
The Contortionist Sucks 0 STOP BEING A CHILDISH A$$H*LE ABOUT YOUR MUSIC “CAREER” September 17th, 2014 at 1:30pm MetalSucks Just because you’ve been in a band and didn’t have the success you wanted or had to get a second job doesn’t mean “rock is dead.”
The Contortionist Sucks 0 “HEY KID, CHECK OUT ALL THE COOL STUFF I CAN DO WITH THIS WOOD” – LEVEL 99 GUITAR WIZARD Z September 17th, 2014 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Keyboardist Eric Guenther opines that being “progressive” isn’t just about being flashy on your instrument.
The Contortionist Sucks 0 What Do You Use to Clean Your Ears? September 17th, 2014 at 12:30pm MetalSucks What non-metal do you listen to when you wanna reset your thinking?
The Contortionist Sucks 0 Food of The Gods: Garlic Habanero Salsa recipe September 17th, 2014 at 12:00pm MetalSucks Bassist Jordan Eberhardt shares the secrets to one of his signature dishes.
The Contortionist Sucks 0 The Contortionist’s Top Nu-Metal Albums September 17th, 2014 at 11:30am MetalSucks Includes selections by Slipknot, Deftones, and Mudvayne.
The Contortionist Sucks 0 The Four Best Album Vocal Performances of All Time September 17th, 2014 at 11:00am MetalSucks Frank Ocean and Sigur Ros? Call in the Br00tal Police!!
The Contortionist Sucks 0 The Making of The Contortionist’s Language, Part 2 September 17th, 2014 at 10:30am MetalSucks Check out some sweet footage of Mike Lessard’s vocal sessions with producer Jamie King.
The Contortionist Sucks 0 Today on MetalSucks: The Contortionist Sucks! September 17th, 2014 at 10:00am MetalSucks Joey and Robby Baca, Cameron Maynard, Jordan Eberhardt, Mike Lessard and Eric Guenther will be running MetalSucks today.
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 Completely Unreadable Logo of the Week: Win Three CDs from the MetalSucks Mansion Archives!!! September 16th, 2014 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Guess this week’s unreadable band logo, win some stuff.
New Stuff 0 New Nero di Marte Song Makes Us Wonder: Just What is a “Pulsar” Anyway? September 16th, 2014 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein Stream the latest from the Italian post-death metal crushers.
Tour de Force 0 Down to Tour with Orange Goblin, Bl’ast! and King Parrot September 16th, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Get dates in here.
Admin 0 Follow MetalSucks on Instagram! September 16th, 2014 at 3:30pm MetalSucks A day late, but never a dollar short.
New Stuff 0 Gary Cherone’s New Hurtsmile Track Rocks at Least as Hard as Modern-Day Van Halen, if Not Harder September 16th, 2014 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein The Extreme / ex-VH singer is bringing Hurtsmile back for album #2.
Poetry In Motion 0 Burton Seabell is a Poet September 16th, 2014 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg And he didn’t even know it.
Cooking Contaminated 0 How About Some Slayer Pizza to Go with Your Carcass Sandwich? September 16th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Most metal pizza pie EVER.
