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Eat the Turnbuckle: Prowrestlingcore

December 6th, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg

“WHOO!” raves Ric Flair.

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Video: Grannies Exercising to Gojira

December 6th, 2013 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein

“Yama’s Messengers” has never sounded so inspiring.

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Why are metal fans hopelessly stuck in the past??? :(

December 6th, 2013 at 1:00pm Sergeant D

The metal scene is creatively bankrupt and metal fans are narrowminded and unsophisticated, says Sergeant D.

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Disfiguring the Goddess’s New Release Just Barely Deprives Itself of Greatness

December 6th, 2013 at 12:30pm Dave Mustein

We’ll have to wait for one more release for DTG to fully pull through.

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Read Lamb of God Vocalist Randy Blythe’s Stirring Tribute to Nelson Mandela

December 6th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Blythe is characteristically eloquent.

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Interview: Intronaut’s Sacha Dunable Talks Tone, Building His Own Guitars

December 6th, 2013 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein

Also: watch Intronaut’s new music video for “Harmonomicon.”

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It’s Official! Carcass to Headline The Decibel Magazine Tour 2014; The Black Dahlia Murder, Gorguts, Noisem to Play Support

December 6th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg

Get in here for dates!!!

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Former Chimaira Members Rob Arnold and Andols Herrick are Making an Instrumental Album

December 6th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg

This should be fun.

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Cannibal Corpse Announce Producer for New Album

December 6th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg

And it’s not Erik Rutan.

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The Best Metal Albums of 2013, As Chosen by Metal Musicians Themselves — Part VI

December 5th, 2013 at 5:00pm MetalSucks

Featuring selections from members of The Dillinger Escape Plan, God Forbid, Abysmal Dawn, Rivers of Nihil, and Oblivion.

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Photo Caption Contest: Win a Mayhem Gunmetal microG from Grenco Science

December 5th, 2013 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein

Whaddaya got?

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Fear, Emptiness, Decibel: King Diamond Reigns Over the Dallas Suburbs

December 5th, 2013 at 4:00pm MetalSucks

He also graces the cover of the January issue.

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Video: A Behind-the-Scenes Look Into the Writing Process for Whitechapel’s New Album

December 5th, 2013 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein

Yeah it’s kinda weird that I’m excited about this, but I am.

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The Best Metal Albums of 2013, As Chosen by Metal Musicians Themselves — Part V

December 5th, 2013 at 3:00pm MetalSucks

Featuring selections from Devin Townsend and members of Gorguts, Soilwork, A Pale Horse Named Death, and The Red Chord.

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Video: Ron Burgundy Sings Hatebreed

December 5th, 2013 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg

HAHAHAHAHA.

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Throwdown Get Ready to Throw Down Again with Intolerance

December 5th, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Oh hey look remember them?

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Toontrack Metal Month: Everything All in One Place

December 5th, 2013 at 1:30pm MetalSucks

Highlights include: our interviews with Jason Suecof, Andy Sneap and Dirk Verbeuren, eight new product for metal recording enthusiasts, product demos, special unsigned band features and more.

Music Premieres 0

Exclusive Track Premiere: Exhumed’s “Gravewalker”

December 5th, 2013 at 1:00pm MetalSucks

Get your first taste of their new split with Iron Reagan, out this January!

Metal Tech 0

Behind the Curtain: Everything You’ve Ever Wanted to Know About Spotify’s Payouts to Artists Explained

December 5th, 2013 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein

Spotify claims to pay out more than twice the rate per stream than a “popular video streaming service.”

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Converge Announce Live at the BBC 7″

December 5th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg

They don’t raise their pinkies when they sip their tea.

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