Rampant Rumors 80 TIME TO GET EXCITED ABOUT A NEW TOOL RECORD IN SPRING 2012? NOT SO FAST. December 2nd, 2011 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Who is Tool’s webmaster? The guy’s been writing for the band’s […]
New Stuff 180 PUSCIFER: STILL NOT TOOL July 18th, 2011 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Milla Jovovich has played with Pusicfer. Therefore, it is okay […]
Cinemetal 270 HERE’S SOMEPLACE YOU WOULDN’T EXPECT TO FIND TOOL June 24th, 2011 at 12:20pm Axl Rosenberg Captain America is a comic book movie about a wimp […]
Rampant Rumors 290 DAMN YOU, TOOL, STOP TEASING ME! (OK, ACTUALLY KEEP DOING IT) June 1st, 2011 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Tool are notorious for shenanigans and delight in giving their […]
The Top 25 Modern Metal Guitarists 1160 #18: ADAM JONES (TOOL) May 11th, 2011 at 5:00pm Anso DF MetalSucks recently polled its staff to determine who are The […]
Music Dorkery 490 THIS WILL ERADICATE ANY DOUBT THAT TOOL ARE THE COOLEST BAND EVER January 12th, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg I just learned that “El Guapo” from The Three Amigos […]
Metal Merch 60 ARE YOU COOL ENOUGH FOR THE GRILL EM’ ALL GHOUL SCHOOL? DON’T BE A TOOL, FOOL. November 12th, 2010 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein The fine chefs of the heavy metal-themed L.A. burger truck […]
Music Dorkery 60 TOOL GUITARIST SHOWS YOU HIS TOOLS September 16th, 2010 at 10:31am Vince Neilstein Mega dork-out time! Ready for a trip through Tool guitarist […]
Cinemetal 300 NEW PORCUPINE TREE VIDEO IS AWESOME, TOOLISH July 9th, 2010 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Whenever I see a stop-motion animation video which tells the […]
Rampant Rumors 190 TOOL ARE WORKING ON A NEW ALBUM!! April 14th, 2010 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein The past, present and future best band on the planet […]
\m/ 340 DRUMSTERBATION WITH TOOL’S DANNY CAREY AND MASTODON’S BRANN DAILOR April 5th, 2010 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg One of the best parts of the Tool Lateralus tour […]
Viral Vomit 180 TOOL’S “LATERALUS,” AS PERFORMED BY AN EIGHT-PIECE KOTO ENSEMBLE April 2nd, 2010 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg The headline pretty much says it all. I don’t really […]
Reviews 150 REISSUES AS A LEARNING TOOL: CONVULSE’S WORLD WITHOUT GOD January 5th, 2010 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Gotta be honest: I didn’t know Finland’s Convulse before the […]
\m/ 340 A COVER OF TOOL’S “SOBER” THAT SURPASSES EVEN THE ORIGINAL January 4th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg A reader known simply as “Al G” submitted this, and… […]
Music Dorkery 170 AN EPIC PIANO COVER OF TOOL’S “VICARIOUS” December 11th, 2009 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Tool are another example of a band that aren’t being […]
Music Dorkery 380 TOOL’S “LATERALUS”: THE EPIC PIANO VERSION August 24th, 2009 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein Have you ever listened to Tool? Have you ever listened […]
Show Reviews 520 TOP TEN THINGS WE HEARD HIPSTERS SAY AT ALL POINTS WEST THAT WE’D NEVER HEAR AT A REGULAR TOOL SHOW August 4th, 2009 at 4:15pm MetalSucks This past Saturday night, Vince and Axl bought tickets to […]
21 Best Metal Albums of the 21st Century... So Far 4570 #12: TOOL – LATERALUS June 19th, 2009 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein We recently polled a wide array of musicians, managers, publicists, […]
Tour de Force 540 TOOL SEMI-TOUR KINDA ANNOUNCED! May 27th, 2009 at 5:51pm Vince Neilstein In typical Tool fashion, the current reigning title-holders of “Best […]
...And F*ck You Too 310 MARILYN MANSON & METALSUCKS AGREE: WES BORLAND IS A HYPOCRITE TOOL BAG May 13th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg To review: last year Wes Borland joined Marilyn Manson. This […]