Metal Mitzvah 1 C.C. BANANA IS HILARIOUS, BUT THIS IS NO JOKE February 22nd, 2012 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Hopefully you guys are all familiar with the work of […]
Exclusive 90 EXCLUSIVE PREMIERE: DYS, “(WE ARE) THE ROAD CREW” February 22nd, 2012 at 1:00pm Gary Suarez Having lived and loved in Boston several years ago, I […]
Neilstein Soundscam 410 NEILSTEIN SOUNDSCAM: GOATWHORE’S BLOOD IS THE MASTER February 22nd, 2012 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein New releases from Goatwhore, Orange Goblin, Earth and Beneath the […]
Black Collar Workers 200 BRET MICHAELS SUES JEWISH HOMOSEXUALS FROM NEW YORK CITY, THINKS HE CAN WIN February 22nd, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Hey, how much of your life have you spent thinking […]
Cinemetal 90 EVERY TIME I DIE GO INTO “REVIVAL MODE,” EXPERIENCE A “TYPICAL MIRACLE” February 22nd, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Every Time I Die must be mind readers! ‘Cause I […]
Editorials 200 MAX CAVALERA RECOVERING FROM BELL’S PALSY February 22nd, 2012 at 11:00am MetalSucks Well, this is sucky — but at least it has […]
Cinemetal 290 LAST DAYS HERE: DOCUMENTARY ABOUT PENTAGRAM’S BOBBY LIEBLING LOOKS ENTHRALLING February 22nd, 2012 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Anvil’s fifteen minutes was really due solely to the quality […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK: WIN FIVE CDs FROM THE METALSUCKS MANSION ARCHIVES! February 21st, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Congrats to reader David Hillman! He correctly identified last week’s logo as […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 120 MUTINY WITH VEXT February 21st, 2012 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg If you were worried about what would become of Tommy […]
Contests 40 SHOW US YOUR METALSUCKS: THE ROBBIN’ PAIN EDITION February 21st, 2012 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein Hey you! Are you in a band? Would you like […]
Contests 380 CONTEST: DESIGN A NEW LOGO FOR SHADOWS FALL! February 21st, 2012 at 3:30pm MetalSucks People and bands change over time, and Shadows Fall have […]
Reviews 100 NAPALM DEATH’S UTILITARIAN: A CASE FOR CONSISTENCY February 21st, 2012 at 3:00pm Sammy O'Hagar There’s a moment pretty early in Napalm Death’s latest, Utilitarian, […]
Metal Merch 250 NEW SLAYER RING ALLOWS FANS TO TELL THE WORLD THEY’RE FROM NEW JERSEY February 21st, 2012 at 2:30pm MetalSucks As we all know, one of the biggest concerns with […]
New Stuff 260 “FALLEN WORLD”: DRAGONFORCE MAKE RADICAL CHANGES TO THEIR SOUND… NOT February 21st, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Metal Hammer has premiered a new Dragonforce song, “Fallen World,” which you […]
Shit That Comes Out Today 150 SH*T THAT COMES OUT TODAY: FEBRUARY 21, 2012 February 21st, 2012 at 1:30pm Vic Vaughn It’s a slow week for new metal, so hey you’ll […]
Music Premieres 200 EXCLUSIVE PREMIERE: 3 INCHES OF BLOOD, “DARK MESSENGER” February 21st, 2012 at 12:45pm MetalSucks Here’s all you should really need to convince you that […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 60 IN-STUDIO VIDEOS OF GOD FORBID + CONVERGE OFFER VERY (VERY, VERY) BRIEF SAMPLES OF NEW MUSIC February 21st, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Now that it’s so cheap and easy to make ’em, […]
Editorials 1820 DAVE MUSTAINE VS. GREG PUCIATO: THE GAY MARRIAGE DEBATE February 21st, 2012 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein It’s a Presidential election year here in the U.S., meaning […]
Tour de Force 230 MEGADETH TO CO-HEADLINE WITH… ROB ZOMBIE?!? February 21st, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Pictured left to right: Dave Mustaine, Rob Zombie, Sheri Moon […]
New Stuff 90 “THE FIRE FROM THE SKY”: CRAPPY FAN-CAM FOOTAGE OF NEW SHADOWS FALL SONG February 21st, 2012 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Shadows Fall definitely have a new album coming out; that […]
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